Back in the old days, when dial-up was king. When the cool kids hung out on BBS’s and online child predators were just a twinkle in politicians eyes. Where the internet was that thing used by the US military for some thing or other. When the content of a 100KB file had to be extremely compelling to justify the time it would take to download it (it was usually porn). I was on a 2400 baud modem.
I was cool and hip (to myself) and the internet ruined everything.